DANTE is mordsithmaster

mordsithmaster : hi asl?
BABYMACTB : HELLO 25 FEMALE IN CALI
mordsithmaster : hi 24 m in mn
mordsithmaster : hows cali?
BABYMACTB : HOT
mordsithmaster : i bet
mordsithmaster : what do you do there?
BABYMACTB : TO HOT FOR CLOTHES
mordsithmaster : now you're talkin
mordsithmaster : so....
mordsithmaster : it is here too
BABYMACTB : SO WHAT DO YOU DO TO COOL OFF
mordsithmaster : skinny dip
BABYMACTB : SOUNDS NICE
mordsithmaster : wish you were here?
BABYMACTB : YEAH I BET
mordsithmaster : ha
BABYMACTB : SO TELL ME ABOUT YOU
mordsithmaster : i'm 6 ft, 170, thin, brown hair dyed blonde, hazel eyes....
mordsithmaster : u?
BABYMACTB : THATS NICE IM 52 132LBS BROWN EEYS SHOULDER LENGHT BLACK HAIR
mordsithmaster : i love girls with black hair
mordsithmaster : is it natural?
BABYMACTB : SO WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS BROWN OR RED
mordsithmaster : i would tell you your hair sucked
mordsithmaster : jk
mordsithmaster : i just like black hair
mordsithmaster : sorry
BABYMACTB : NO ITS AND REDDISH BROWN COLOR
mordsithmaster : you mean naturally?
BABYMACTB : YES
mordsithmaster : i like girls with reddish brown hair
BABYMACTB : SO ARE YOU SINGLE
mordsithmaster : yes
mordsithmaster : are you?
BABYMACTB : YES
mordsithmaster : sweet you should come to minnesota
BABYMACTB : SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN
mordsithmaster : i could show you all the....ummm...all the....
BABYMACTB : I FEEL THE SAME
mordsithmaster : all the.....stuff that is....cool.....
mordsithmaster : there's not much
mordsithmaster : but there's some
BABYMACTB : OH REALLY
mordsithmaster : i like to party for fun
BABYMACTB : LIKE WHAT
mordsithmaster : right now i work a week and i get a week off.
BABYMACTB : I GO CLUBBING OR TO THE MOVIES
mordsithmaster : so i can drink 7 days straight if i wanted to
mordsithmaster : i like clubbin
mordsithmaster : not much for clubs in st. cloud
mordsithmaster : tho
mordsithmaster : just bats
mordsithmaster : bars
BABYMACTB : I DRINK MOSTLY AFTER WORK
mordsithmaster : oh?
mordsithmaster : not during?
BABYMACTB : COURSE NOT
mordsithmaster : well you said 'mostly'
BABYMACTB : AFTER WORK
mordsithmaster : i c
BABYMACTB : SO WHY NO GIRL
mordsithmaster : haven't found the right one
BABYMACTB : EVERY BODY SAY THAT
mordsithmaster : which usually means the person who hasn't found the right one is a freak
mordsithmaster : but i'm normal
mordsithmaster : just haven't found the right one
BABYMACTB : IM A FREAK BUT IN A GOOD WAY
mordsithmaster : you have to understand i live in st cloud
mordsithmaster : Ah YEAH
mordsithmaster : but anyways
BABYMACTB : YEAH
BABYMACTB : WHAT
mordsithmaster : the girls here are all the same
BABYMACTB : AND HOW IS THAT
mordsithmaster : clones
mordsithmaster : they all look the same
BABYMACTB : OK
mordsithmaster : all act the same
BABYMACTB : I GET IT
mordsithmaster : 75% of the people at SCSU had black leather jackets last winter
mordsithmaster : can you believe that?
BABYMACTB : YEAH I CAN
mordsithmaster : why are there a lot there too?
BABYMACTB : YEAH
mordsithmaster : well you can see where i'm coming from then
mordsithmaster : right?
mordsithmaster : haven't you ever just wanted a change?
BABYMACTB : RIGHT
BABYMACTB : SO DO YOU LIVE ALONE
mordsithmaster : no i live with 3 others in an apartment
mordsithmaster : do you?
BABYMACTB : NO UNTIL JULY 1ST I LIVE WITH MY AUNT
mordsithmaster : ah
mordsithmaster : how is aunty babymactb these days?
BABYMACTB : OK
mordsithmaster : yeah
mordsithmaster : why don't you have a boyfriend?
BABYMACTB : JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM HES WASNT THE ONE
mordsithmaster : what is 'the one'?
BABYMACTB : THE PERSON I WANT TO BE WITH
BABYMACTB : YOU STILL THERE
BABYMACTB : HHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
mordsithmaster : yeah what are the qualities you want in 'the one', is what i meant.....
BABYMACTB : OH OK
mordsithmaster : hello
mordsithmaster : ?
BABYMACTB : SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME SMILE ALL THE TIME SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO SAY BEFORE I SAY IT SOMEONE THATS HONEST TRUST WORTHY OUT GOING
mordsithmaster : it takes a long time for those qualities to surface
mordsithmaster : they have to really know you to do that
BABYMACTB : LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND DO FUN THINGS WOTH ME AND HAS A LOT OF TIME FOR ME
mordsithmaster : did i mention i've got a week off?
BABYMACTB : HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ME AFTER A YEAR AN THREE MONTH
mordsithmaster : it would be hard not to
BABYMACTB : OK AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
BABYMACTB : I KNOW
mordsithmaster : 15 months is a long relationship
BABYMACTB : AND IT DIDNT REALLY GROWN
mordsithmaster : if he doesn't know you by then, you're either hiding something or he's an idiot
BABYMACTB : AND SHOULD HAVE
mordsithmaster : he was probably cheating on you
BABYMACTB : HES AN IDIAT
mordsithmaster : do you think he was?
BABYMACTB : I KNOW HE WAS
mordsithmaster : why did you stay with that asshole then?
BABYMACTB : I WAS GIVING HIM A CAHNCE
BABYMACTB : CHANCE
mordsithmaster : 15 months is a long chance
BABYMACTB : I KNOWN
mordsithmaster : oh well, live and learn
BABYMACTB : AND I DID
mordsithmaster : so now what are you gonna do?
BABYMACTB : HE JUST MAD IT HARD FOR THE NEXT GUY
BABYMACTB : WAIT FOR MR RIGHT
mordsithmaster : or find mr right
mordsithmaster : right?
BABYMACTB : NO I CANT LOOK FOR HIM HE HAS TO COME TO ME
mordsithmaster : that doesn't work, that's the way i try
mordsithmaster : and look at me!
BABYMACTB : IF I LOOK FOR HIM HE WANT BE THE ONE
mordsithmaster : look harder
mordsithmaster : calis a big place
BABYMACTB : TRUE
mordsithmaster : or so i've heard
BABYMACTB : YEAH IT IS
mordsithmaster : are you pretty inhibited?
BABYMACTB : WHAT DO YOU MEAN
mordsithmaster : are you shy?
BABYMACTB : NOT REALLY
BABYMACTB : WHY
mordsithmaster : are afraid to do new things in the bedroom?
BABYMACTB : HELL NO
mordsithmaster : whats the hottest thing you did with your exx?
BABYMACTB : THATS WHAT I LIKE
BABYMACTB : PUT A SUCKER IN MY PUSSY WHILE HE ATE IT
mordsithmaster : that's it?
mordsithmaster : nothing more dirty?
BABYMACTB : OR LET HIM FUCK ME WITH A HOT DOG
mordsithmaster : that's more like it
mordsithmaster : was it frozen?
BABYMACTB : YEAH
mordsithmaster : did you 2 go at it after he did that?
BABYMACTB : YEAH
BABYMACTB : THAT WAS 4 PLAY
mordsithmaster : did he like how it felt, the coldness?
BABYMACTB : YEAH IT WAS ONE OF OUR BETTER TIMES
mordsithmaster : i'll have to try that
mordsithmaster : what else did do that was freaky?
BABYMACTB : STAND ON MY HEAD
BABYMACTB : WHILE HE FUCKED ME
mordsithmaster : how did that work?
BABYMACTB : YOU LAY AGAINST THE BED ON YOUR HEAD AND YOU CAN IMAGINE THE REST
mordsithmaster : how could this guy even imagine cheating on you?
BABYMACTB : I DONT KNOW
BABYMACTB : HE WASNT FUN ANYMORE
mordsithmaster : do you have any pointers for me what girls like in bed?
BABYMACTB : I CANT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO DO WHAT YOU FEEL AT THAT MOMENT
mordsithmaster : like if we were about to have sex
mordsithmaster : grindin n shit
mordsithmaster : what would you tell me you wanted?
BABYMACTB : TO START MAYBE
mordsithmaster : seriously
mordsithmaster : grab your boobs?
mordsithmaster : play with your nipples?
BABYMACTB : I WOULDNT TELL YOU YOU WOULD HAVE TO JUST DO IT AND HOPE ITS WHAT I WANT
mordsithmaster : is that good?
mordsithmaster : what?
mordsithmaster : that's no fun
mordsithmaster : what if its not what you want
BABYMACTB : WHAT DO YOU MEAN
mordsithmaster : like what if i pulled it out and suddenly stuck it in your ass?
BABYMACTB : I LIKE TO BE SURPRISED
mordsithmaster : that would be a big suprise!
BABYMACTB : THATS HOW I LIKE IT
mordsithmaster : oh ya?
BABYMACTB : VERY BIG
BABYMACTB : YEAH
mordsithmaster : you should come to minnesota
BABYMACTB : I WISH
mordsithmaster : me too....
mordsithmaster : so you like it in the ass?
mordsithmaster : sometimes?
BABYMACTB : NO THANK YOU
BABYMACTB : THATS WHER I STOP
mordsithmaster : have you ever done it, tho?
BABYMACTB : ONCE
mordsithmaster : with your ex?
BABYMACTB : NO
mordsithmaster : what didn't you like about it?
BABYMACTB : WITH MY EXXX
BABYMACTB : THE HOLD THING
mordsithmaster : was he ruff?
mordsithmaster : was it ruff butt sex?
BABYMACTB : NO I LIKE RUFF SEX
BABYMACTB : I LIKE RUFF HARD SEX
mordsithmaster : well that's about as ruff as you can get
mordsithmaster : so why don't you like it
mordsithmaster : ?
BABYMACTB : NOT IN MY ASS
mordsithmaster : did it hurt a lot?
BABYMACTB : YES
mordsithmaster : i've never done that
BABYMACTB : THE WAY IT FEELS AFTER
mordsithmaster : but maybe someday i'd like to try
mordsithmaster : maybe more lube was in order
BABYMACTB : WITH THE RIGHT PERSON
BABYMACTB : I GUESS
mordsithmaster : would you do it again with the right person, if he wouldn't be ruff?
BABYMACTB : NO
mordsithmaster : jeez, and you call yourself freaky.....
BABYMACTB : I AM TO A POINT
mordsithmaster : just as long as that point doesn't go in your ass?
BABYMACTB : YOU KNOW IT
mordsithmaster : ha ha
BABYMACTB : SO WHAT KIND OF SEX DO YOU LIKE
mordsithmaster : all sex
mordsithmaster : all the time
BABYMACTB : MY KIND
mordsithmaster : right on
mordsithmaster : i've had sex with 2 girls before
mordsithmaster : have you had a 3some?
BABYMACTB : ONLY 2
mordsithmaster : yeah, sadly
mordsithmaster : not much for orgies in MN
BABYMACTB : SO WHEN ARE GOING TO MAKE IT THREE
mordsithmaster : although i'm lookin
mordsithmaster : when are you coming to minnesota?
mordsithmaster : ha ha
BABYMACTB : WHEN YOU WANT ME TO
BABYMACTB : I DONT THINK YOU READY FOR ME
mordsithmaster : shiiit
BABYMACTB : WHAT
mordsithmaster : shiiit, as i can't even believe you said that
mordsithmaster : of course i am
BABYMACTB : WELL I DID
BABYMACTB : I WOULDNT WANT YOU TO FOLLOW ME BACK TO CALI
mordsithmaster : i'm really good at eating pussy
mordsithmaster : so you might
BABYMACTB : YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME COME THERE
mordsithmaster : no, i'm trying to make you cum there.....
BABYMACTB : I RIDE A GOOD DICK TOO
BABYMACTB : I LIKE THAT
mordsithmaster : ruff rider
BABYMACTB : YOU KNOW IT
mordsithmaster : they call me daddy after i eat em out
BABYMACTB : SO ARE ALL THE GUY THERE LIKE YOU
mordsithmaster : nope just me
BABYMACTB : I SEE
mordsithmaster : haha
mordsithmaster : so you've never had a 3some?
BABYMACTB : THERE IS A LITTLE BOY THAT KEEPS WHISPERING ME
BABYMACTB : NO
mordsithmaster : why not?
BABYMACTB : I DONT LIKE TO SHARE
mordsithmaster : damn
BABYMACTB : HAVE YOU
mordsithmaster : you're hot
mordsithmaster : yea i said i had sex with 2 chicks
mordsithmaster : they liked sharing
mordsithmaster : they were very nice to me
mordsithmaster : ...................
BABYMACTB : OH REALLY
BABYMACTB : IN WHAT WAY
mordsithmaster : well, first they caught me in the shower
mordsithmaster : i had no idea they were there
mordsithmaster : they were all giggly
BABYMACTB : THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES
mordsithmaster : they started to suck my dick
mordsithmaster : taking turns
mordsithmaster : it was great
BABYMACTB : OK
mordsithmaster : then we went to my bedroom
mordsithmaster : this girl had this oil that was all warm, but it was cool when you blew on it
mordsithmaster : we used a lot of oil
mordsithmaster : one was kissing me while the other sucked my nuts
mordsithmaster : i massaged oil all over the one that was kissing me
mordsithmaster : deep, hard, massages
mordsithmaster : i grabbed the girl kissing me and stuck her on my face
BABYMACTB has left the conversation.
mordsithmaster : d'oh