DANTE is mordsithmaster

mordsithmaster : hi
cookies1177 : hello
mordsithmaster : how are you?
cookies1177 : good and u
mordsithmaster : great
mordsithmaster : asl?
cookies1177 : y r u great
mordsithmaster : why not?
cookies1177 : true
cookies1177 : im 23 f sydney
mordsithmaster : cool, i'm 23 too
mordsithmaster : but i'm from america
cookies1177 : come visit down under
mordsithmaster : how are things down under?
cookies1177 : not bad
mordsithmaster : is it wet this time of year?
cookies1177 : a bit not really
cookies1177 : just cold
mordsithmaster : cold!?
mordsithmaster : how cold?
cookies1177 : cold enough
cookies1177 : -4 degrees at nite
mordsithmaster : wooo
mordsithmaster : that's cold
mordsithmaster : i live in Minnesota
mordsithmaster : that gets cold too
mordsithmaster : but now its 85 and partly cloudy
cookies1177 : but its not to bad in the day
cookies1177 : about 20 degrees in the sun
mordsithmaster : what do you do for fun there?
mordsithmaster : do you get in fights?
cookies1177 : ive had 2 fights
mordsithmaster : with who!?
cookies1177 : a guy that didnt no how to take no 4 an answer
cookies1177 : and an ex
mordsithmaster : did you kick their asses?
mordsithmaster : are you a strapper?
cookies1177 : put the first in hospital
mordsithmaster : with what?
cookies1177 : the second one hit me so i hit him back
mordsithmaster : that aint cool
mordsithmaster : hittin a lady
cookies1177 : no im not a stripper
mordsithmaster : strapper
mordsithmaster : not stripper
cookies1177 : whats a strapper
mordsithmaster : a bruiser, a boxer
mordsithmaster : a scrapper
cookies1177 : no
mordsithmaster : a fighter
mordsithmaster : is what i should of said
cookies1177 : yeh
mordsithmaster : sorry mate
mordsithmaster : how cold is it down under now?
cookies1177 : its ok your only a yankey
cookies1177 : its understandable
mordsithmaster : what is this yankey?
cookies1177 : an american
cookies1177 : isnt that where u r from
mordsithmaster : oh i see
mordsithmaster : why do they call us that?
cookies1177 : new york yankees i guess
mordsithmaster : i hate the yankees
mordsithmaster : do you hate yankeys?
cookies1177 : the team yes
cookies1177 : not the people
mordsithmaster : oh, well good
mordsithmaster : i don't hate aussies
mordsithmaster : either
cookies1177 : all good
cookies1177 : ur lucky
cookies1177 : we r good guys
mordsithmaster : mel gibson rocks
mordsithmaster : but he's our actor now
cookies1177 : hes great
mordsithmaster : you can't have him back
cookies1177 : but hes still an aussie
cookies1177 : give him back
mordsithmaster : no
mordsithmaster : never
cookies1177 : plz
mordsithmaster : and that guy who did the jousting movie set to we will rock you
mordsithmaster : he's stayin too
cookies1177 : give em all back
cookies1177 : hes cute
mordsithmaster : nope and hugh jackman too
cookies1177 : definatly want hi back
mordsithmaster : and that girl from the sixth sense
mordsithmaster : she's hot
cookies1177 : im better
mordsithmaster : what do you look like?
mordsithmaster : o?
cookies1177 : im blonde
cookies1177 : 5'10
cookies1177 : green eyes
cookies1177 : 66kg
mordsithmaster : what's that in pounds?
cookies1177 : about 155 i think
cookies1177 : not skinny skinny
mordsithmaster : i see
mordsithmaster : i love green eyes
mordsithmaster : and blondes
cookies1177 : do u
mordsithmaster : yessir
mordsithmaster : i wish i lived in aus
cookies1177 : y
mordsithmaster : cause
mordsithmaster : i don't know
mordsithmaster : you keep sending all your actors here
mordsithmaster : i'm an actor and i can't compete
mordsithmaster : i'll have to move there to get a job
cookies1177 : come here well send u back
mordsithmaster : once i get good
mordsithmaster : does it snow down under?
cookies1177 : yep
cookies1177 : its snowing now
cookies1177 : down in the mountains
mordsithmaster : how much percipitation do you get in that vacinity?
mordsithmaster : the mountains?
cookies1177 : dont ask hard questions like that
cookies1177 : it 1 in the morning
cookies1177 : my brains not working
cookies1177 : snowy mountains we call the
mordsithmaster : you mean you don't know how much percipitation you get down under?
cookies1177 : its the snow fields
mordsithmaster : how big is your 'snow fields'?
cookies1177 : big
mordsithmaster : wow
cookies1177 : smart ass
mordsithmaster : what?
mordsithmaster : what do you mean?
cookies1177 : u wrote wow
cookies1177 : thought u were being smart
mordsithmaster : oh i didn't mean anything
cookies1177 : sorry
mordsithmaster : i was just admiring the size of your snow fields
cookies1177 : huge
mordsithmaster : it's huge here too
mordsithmaster : like immense
mordsithmaster : tho we don't call it snow fields
cookies1177 : in going to new zealand in august
mordsithmaster : oh ya?
mordsithmaster : why?
cookies1177 : 2 weeks
cookies1177 : holiday
mordsithmaster : which one?
cookies1177 : south
mordsithmaster : National Foster's Appreciation Day?
mordsithmaster : i hear it's australian for beer
mordsithmaster : that one girl who crushes her can of fosters on her head
mordsithmaster : she's really cute
mordsithmaster : but i like blonde hair green eyed girls more
cookies1177 : what r u talking about
mordsithmaster : nuthin
mordsithmaster : so what are you gonna do in NZ?
cookies1177 : ski
cookies1177 : white water rafting
mordsithmaster : do you snowboard?
cookies1177 : parashute out of plain
cookies1177 : gunna try it
mordsithmaster : there's no way you parachute?!?!
cookies1177 : y not
mordsithmaster : because
mordsithmaster : australia doesn't have planes!
mordsithmaster : right?
cookies1177 : yes we do
mordsithmaster : oh i was told you didn't
cookies1177 : lots of them
mordsithmaster : mel gibson said he hates australia
mordsithmaster : how does that make you feel?
cookies1177 : where u told that kangaroos control the traffic
mordsithmaster : they do?
cookies1177 : hes lying
cookies1177 : just to make u like him more
mordsithmaster : why would mel gibson lie?
mordsithmaster : is he some sort of spy, then?
cookies1177 : what have people been telling u
cookies1177 : about aus
mordsithmaster : i always thought he had too good an american accent in his movies.....
mordsithmaster : it's all starting to make sense.....
mordsithmaster : are you a good skier?
cookies1177 : so so
mordsithmaster : oh
cookies1177 : i prefer to ater ski
cookies1177 : water ski
mordsithmaster : do you go over those huge ramps?
mordsithmaster : and do crazy tricks?
mordsithmaster : i went over one in my car once
mordsithmaster : man did i fly
mordsithmaster : hello?
cookies1177 : hello
cookies1177 : sorry was talking to my brother
mordsithmaster : don't you wanna talk to me?
mordsithmaster : oh
cookies1177 : i do barefoot waterskiing
mordsithmaster : what is he like a jerk?
mordsithmaster : o?
mordsithmaster : doesn't that hurt?
mordsithmaster : your feet?
cookies1177 : u get used to it
cookies1177 : my brother is a ledgend
mordsithmaster : i suppose you build callouses
mordsithmaster : and then the scorpians can't get ya
cookies1177 : just brough me a wildturkey and coke in to me
cookies1177 : im a scorpian
cookies1177 : thats my star sign
mordsithmaster : doesn't the wild turkey fly around and get feathers every where?
cookies1177 : no its a drink silly
mordsithmaster : what kind of pets do you guys got there
mordsithmaster : oh
cookies1177 : kentucky bourban
mordsithmaster : i've got some australian bourban
mordsithmaster : it's called kanga
cookies1177 : whats it called
cookies1177 : never heard of it
mordsithmaster : we have kanga and cokes
mordsithmaster : it's goof
mordsithmaster : good
cookies1177 : we have jd and coke
mordsithmaster : ack
cookies1177 : jb and coke
mordsithmaster : thpppt
cookies1177 : what
mordsithmaster : nasty
cookies1177 : whats nasty
mordsithmaster : jd
cookies1177 : y
cookies1177 : its nice
mordsithmaster : do you like tequila there?
cookies1177 : have u had wildturkey
cookies1177 : yeh tequila
mordsithmaster : i had it for thanksgiving
cookies1177 : lip sip sucks
cookies1177 : smarty
mordsithmaster : teq don't you guys make it there?
cookies1177 : yeah
cookies1177 : its nice
cookies1177 : told u lip sip suck
mordsithmaster : what makes those beans jump around like that?
mordsithmaster : what is a lip sip suck?
cookies1177 : if i tell u i have to kill u
mordsithmaster : oh dear
cookies1177 : lick the salt
cookies1177 : sip a shot of teq
mordsithmaster : oh i thought you were offering me a hummer
cookies1177 : suck a lemon
cookies1177 : what s a hummer
mordsithmaster : where i would accept that offer
cookies1177 : isnt that a car
mordsithmaster : it sometimes goes fast
cookies1177 : if i offered u a hummer
cookies1177 : what would i be offering
mordsithmaster : well, not a whole lot of commitment i hope
cookies1177 : pardon!!!!!
mordsithmaster : huh?
cookies1177 : whats a hummer
mordsithmaster : what is that crazy aussie speak?
mordsithmaster : jk
mordsithmaster : do u like me still?
cookies1177 : yeh
mordsithmaster : Coll
mordsithmaster : Cool
mordsithmaster : i like mexicans
cookies1177 : jb is jim beam
mordsithmaster : yeah i know
cookies1177 : y u like mexicans
mordsithmaster : they have all kinds of hummers
mordsithmaster : they wrote the book on hummers
mordsithmaster : how do you train those kangaroos to hold the signs?
cookies1177 : lots of practice
mordsithmaster : don't you like mexicans?
cookies1177 : dont no any
cookies1177 : they have nice food
mordsithmaster : taco bell is my favorite
mordsithmaster : i think they have good food
mordsithmaster : i like italian food too
mordsithmaster : never really heard of australian food
mordsithmaster : why is that?
cookies1177 : u no kangaroo
cookies1177 : goanna
cookies1177 : just kidding
mordsithmaster : what do you have like kangaroos cut up into boomerang shaped pieces?
cookies1177 : i dont no
cookies1177 : 4 sure
cookies1177 : ur a funny guy hey
mordsithmaster : violet boomerangs was my favorite lucky charm
cookies1177 : my lucky charm is marvin the martian
mordsithmaster : does general mills distribute this marvin?
mordsithmaster : what color is he?
cookies1177 : hes a green martian
cookies1177 : hes a warner bros character
cookies1177 : disney i mean
mordsithmaster : green martians, purple horseshoes, yellow diamonds, and violet boomerangs
cookies1177 : ok then
mordsithmaster : that would make a great cereal!!
mordsithmaster : did you think of that?
cookies1177 : no
cookies1177 : but come to mention it
cookies1177 : it probably would
mordsithmaster : you're getting all socratic method on my ass
cookies1177 : what r u dribling
mordsithmaster : dribling?
mordsithmaster : have you been licking the cane toads again?
mordsithmaster : hello?
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