DANTE is mordsithmaster

mordsithmaster : hi
GlacialEzra81 : hello
mordsithmaster : how are you?
GlacialEzra81 : yeh good yourself
mordsithmaster : great!
mordsithmaster : asl?
GlacialEzra81 : male 31 perth u?
mordsithmaster : where's perth?
GlacialEzra81 : perth western austrlia
mordsithmaster : ah
GlacialEzra81 : ah yes and you
GlacialEzra81 : where u from
mordsithmaster : america
mordsithmaster : <sigh>
GlacialEzra81 : big place that
mordsithmaster : yessir
mordsithmaster : have you ever been?
GlacialEzra81 : where abouts in america
GlacialEzra81 : i wish
mordsithmaster : Minnesota
GlacialEzra81 : is that north os south east or west
mordsithmaster : aus has good beer
mordsithmaster : north
GlacialEzra81 : yeh so they reckon
mordsithmaster : as north as you can get
mordsithmaster : you don't like the beer?
GlacialEzra81 : dont drink
mordsithmaster : you like the whiskey, mate?
mordsithmaster : how bout boones, you gotta like boones!
GlacialEzra81 : what are boonies
mordsithmaster : their small toads we take and crush into a fine pulp
mordsithmaster : then we extract thier juice and make a kind of tea
mordsithmaster : with wheat and barley
GlacialEzra81 : your joking right
mordsithmaster : tastes like strawberries
GlacialEzra81 : bullshit
mordsithmaster : they're good!
mordsithmaster : really
mordsithmaster : we have to catch em in nets
GlacialEzra81 : youd wanna hope so
mordsithmaster : they're pretty fast
mordsithmaster : you don't have them there?
GlacialEzra81 : we have cane toads
mordsithmaster : do you make cocaine with them?
GlacialEzra81 : they have a faily high stricnen content
GlacialEzra81 : no
GlacialEzra81 : you lick there backs and that gets you off
mordsithmaster : that tastes like orange juice right?
GlacialEzra81 : tastes like shit
mordsithmaster : oh, well that's not a very good taste
mordsithmaster : what do they do to you?
GlacialEzra81 : taste like magic mushrooms
mordsithmaster : you have magic in australia?
GlacialEzra81 : make you trip
mordsithmaster : oh i see
GlacialEzra81 : only in certain parts
mordsithmaster : which ones?
mordsithmaster : like sydney?
GlacialEzra81 : cool areas mainlywith really hot summers
mordsithmaster : is it winter now then?
GlacialEzra81 : dont know about sydney
GlacialEzra81 : yep
GlacialEzra81 : what about over there
mordsithmaster : we only do heroin over here
GlacialEzra81 : been there done that
mordsithmaster : i don't either
GlacialEzra81 : good for you
mordsithmaster : have you ever had schmickschmack?
GlacialEzra81 : dont even know what that is
mordsithmaster : oh it's good
GlacialEzra81 : mate you need to go to a rehab
mordsithmaster : no its like a vegetable
mordsithmaster : i don't do drugs
GlacialEzra81 : im gonna go mate i want to find someone on the net
mordsithmaster : oh, no, please
GlacialEzra81 : keep well
mordsithmaster : tell me more!
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